My broom has been missing since November 5. Yes, it has been well over a month and half that my broom has been missing. I've retraced my steps, I've looked everywhere.
Seriously, I've looked all over my house, under beds, behind dressers, in my closets, in the boy's room (dare I say how desperate I was), I even looked at the local park shelter (thinking maybe in one of my brainless days, I took it to the park). All to no avail.
I should add a disclaimer that although I've been broomless for the past 48 plus days, I have swept my floors in that time with something I like to call "the crappy broom" And that leads me to explain why I felt talking about my broom was important enough to share on this blog. See I have an amazing broom. Well, I guess I should say, I did have an amazing broom.
We have tile or wood floors in our entire house, except for about 200 feet of carpet in our living room. And when we first looked at our house to buy it, I thought I would love it. I thought this will be great, instead of the dust going into the carpet, I can easily sweep it up. And that no is where I have my complaints. Who has time to sweep up dust bunnies, when their are fights to break up, laundry coming out of my ears and food to make. Always some meal to make.
But I digress, back to my broom. With the limited time I do spend sweeping our floors, I was given a rubber ended broom that is fabulous. It picks up hairballs, dust bunnies, dirt, sand, glass, you name it. Anything that ends up on our floor can be nicely swept up with our magic broom. Therefore, you can understand my concern when it disappeared.
As Thanksgiving came and went and my search continued, I expanded my search, calling out my mom and dad. Perhaps they had borrowed the broom when they were here earlier in November. Nope, they didn't have it. And my search continued. While the boys wrote their Christmas letters to Santa and begged for the latest Samsung Galaxy S4 phone, an I Pad, and I Phone and every other electronic device, I secretly asked Santa for another amazing broom (that's after knowing my first wish of them to behave and get along was not realistic).
As the days before Christmas dwindled down, I was temped to go to the nearest hardware store or home depot store and search for another broom. But instead I decided our resources were short and the ones we did have should be used for the kids. My need for a nice broom could wait.
On Christmas morning the kids ripped through their gifts in a matter of minutes and went on about their day playing with all their toys. Later in the afternoon the neighbor boy came over to show the boys his new remote control helicopter (similar to the one Gabriel had gotten but had already broken). The boys decided to play in the backyard even though I told them I thought it wasn't the best idea, given it could easily fly over the fence into another person's yard or worse, the road behind our house. But, as most comments I say, my suggestion was promptly disregarded and play in the backyard they did.
Less than two minutes later the boys came charging into the house, "MOM THE HELICOPTER IS STUCK ON THE ROOF!!" "MOM, CAN YOU HELP GET IT DOWN FOR US!" Shaking my head and wondering why I even say anything, I said, "You'll have to wait for Dad to get home, I"m not going on the roof today." To the boys' luck Dad just happened to walk in the house 10 minutes later. "Hi Mom, I'm home!" "Dad, the boys flew Harlan's helicopter on the roof, you'll have to get it!" "Hello to you mom too!"
Thankfully I have the best hubby in the world and moments later he was getting the big ladder out of the garage and putting it up in the backyard to get it down. I went on about my business picking up the mess that was left behind after the gift ripping. Dad successfully got down the helicopter and walked through the door announcing, "Mom- guess what I found on the roof?" Thinking he was just being silly, I, with sarcasm responded, "Let me guess, a helicopter!"
Dad smiled, with his arms behind his back and said, "No- Mom, I found your broom!" It was on the roof!"
"What?" I said, "How in the world did my broom end up on the roof?" Immediately I knew the answer but thought I'd give the boys a chance to be honest and cough up the truth. "Boys, did you throw my broom on the roof?" Acting like I had asked them to scrub the toilets for a week straight, they immediately denied having any involvement in the act. "Mom, why would we even touch your broom?" We don't like to do work." I guess they were being kind of honest. Hoping to lead the witness into a confessions, I continued my interrogation, "Perhaps you used the broom to try and get a ball off the roof?" Still shaking their heads NO NO NO, we didn't do anything. I knew I was not going to get anywhere with them. I decided to instead give up and just thank Santa. Perhaps he forgot to drop the broom off under the tree and instead left it on the roof as he flew to the next person's house. I'll choose to believe that story.
While my Christmas wish list was fulfilled, I also learned a lesson. The next time something goes missing, one of the first places I'm going to look is on the roof.
Then I won't have to ask myself, "Why didn't I look there?"
Until next time,
Angie